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But I’m back again said norah with a monumental crash

So it’s been a while…

What’s happened - meh - I’ve been feeling crap once again, done a few gigs and shit - did my first ever compering gig - brief link here

(have to turn it up a bit)

Back in the game once again with dale’s night.

No idea how it went because I didn’t record it - I got a bit confused because when I turned up there was about 3 audience, and as I’m not “in the moment” enough I decided that I was just going to try out new stuff tonight, because it’s only other acts and they can go fuck themselves.  They’re not important, like audience.

So I made that decision, and also made another decision that I’d have a few bevvies because it wasn’t a real night.

However, in between the time I made that decision and when I was on, the night massively filled up with real people  - and I ended up delivering this confused mess to a real audience, including a slightly curvy american woman who had only come in the pub for the wifi - I’m sure I could force my CAT5 into her uplink port.  Except I couldn’t obviously, because as I’d already said, she wanted wireless.  I don’t know what that means in my extended metaphor.

But I’m back in the game!  woohoo!